20 February 2009

Educational Decree #27

My principal has just decreed that the Social Studies department is no longer allowed to use maps.

She will hereafter be referred to as Professor Umbridge

7 comments:

Paily said...

Umbridge. That totally works. Next, she will tell the Math department that they can no longer use graph paper... or calculators. OR their fingers cause all of these tools would assist in the learning process.

Heather said...

No way. Really?!

jacob said...

I would have thought there would have been some sort of form that you would have to fill out in order to use a map.

Justin said...

wow... just wow. i bet you she's a mexican spy, they're probably trying to brainwash the rising generation so they can take over texas... hey wait, that would be kind of cool! NO MORE MAPS!!

Dave said...

Do they really need much help? Sometimes it seems as if our elected officials are on their side.

No maps would have saved us from all the Miss Teen 2007 jokes.

Colorado Red Head said...

Justin, you are awsome. You may have already seen it, and Dave has already referenced it, but I feel like this video completely justifies my indignation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Enjoy

Sally said...

Hee Hee. I can only image what Boulder Valley would do to her if she came up here... Either they would be behind her 100%, or they would tell her she needed to be PC (Politically Correct for all you non-Boulder Vally'ans) and not dicriminate against maps. Hey! Maybe we should try it! ;)